On laptops next to the webcab, there should be an inbuilt breathalyzer.
Moment user logs on, it should instantly warn
You are drunk
Blood Alcohol Concentration (BAC) is 8
Any sort of correspondence on a social platform can be hazardous
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Logging off computer
Press cancel to pay your credit card bills
Press cancel to buy official version of Microsoft.