On laptops next to the webcab, there should be an inbuilt breathalyzer.
Moment user logs on, it should instantly warn
Dear User
You are drunk
Blood Alcohol Concentration (BAC) is 8
Any sort of correspondence on a social platform can be hazardous
Black Screen.
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Logging off computer
Press cancel to pay your credit card bills
For Asians
Press cancel to buy official version of Microsoft.
arjun bagga 
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